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It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen's test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we

grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it,

you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss

of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made

your reply.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'Bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do

something else.

Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows


Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the

next question.

Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content

yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.

However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from

blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house

Is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,'

Why the hell are you still reading these?

If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's 20 years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet

over Germany . If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically

divided into West Germany and East Germany . Anyway, during the flight,

three engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine

is also failing, decides on a crash-landing procedure. Unfortunately

the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes

smack in the middle of no man's land between East

Germany and West Germany .

Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West

Germany , or no man's land?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you

Said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator answer this quiz.

You are driving a bus

>from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the

bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on.

In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people

get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five

people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You

then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than


PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

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