The gift

[goldhound]

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it Scotch ?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy.........

.........."it's a PUPPY!!"

[mona7865]

Cheers!

[Popeye]

[ShyWriter]

Yeah.. but what KIND of puppy..

~Shy

[goldhound]

Yeah.. but what KIND of puppy..

:)

~Shy

Could not have been a "lapdog" or it would have taken care of the spill, right?

[ShyWriter]

Could not have been a "lapdog" or it would have taken care of the spill, right?

TWO sharp knives in the store. NOT a lapdog indeed.

:) <- Notice; I've been filling in for MT today.. *ducking*

~Steve..

[Comprev]

:)

I hope that is drool

Steve, I have no idea what you are doing.

Or should I call you MT?

[goldhound]

TWO sharp knives in the store. NOT a lapdog indeed.

:) <- Notice; I've been filling in for MT today.. *ducking*

~Steve..

Part of her endearing charm methinks

Wayne

[gypsygrace]

I would have smelled first!

[mountaintree16]

awww

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