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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle

and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

:D:)

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle

and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

:D:)

I knew a strawberry-blond like that one once.. Ahhhh.. the good, YOUNG days..

Didn't Henny Youngman once say, "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." or "It hurts when I do this," so the doctor says, "Then don't do that!" (For you youngsters, he the original "Take my wife; take my wife please?" guy..)

~Shy

"You don't seem SHY to me."

"They call me Shy for the same reason they call a 350 pound biker, TINY.."

Folks; if we have to explain 'em, the fun's all gone.. :)

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"It hurts when I do this," so the doctor says, "Then don't do that!"

I had a doctor tell me that once. There wasn't anything to be done about it except reprogram my brain. Now, after almost 20 years, I have found that I can move

that shoulder (arm, actually, but the pain was in the shoulder) in the same position with no pain. But I never think to do it, isn't a habit any more.

I'll stop there. This is a joke thread, for gosh sakes :) :)

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