The Lucky Saucer

[lelenina]

I saw this one on ajokeaday.com

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping

milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes

that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the

store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice.

I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in

that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've

sold sixty-eight cats."

[yardbird]

86 cats

edit sorry 68... I'm loseing it

[mona7865]

Now, where did all these cats come from then?

[ShyWriter]

Now, where did all these cats come from then?

Now Mona; didn't your Mom have that famous Birds and the Be... errr.. ahhh.. Kittens speech when you were a teenager??

~Steve

[Haider]

[sho-dan]

Now Mona; didn't your Mom have that famous Birds and the Be... errr.. ahhh.. Kittens speech when you were a teenager??

~Steve

Shy everybody knows that one, they come from Chinese restaurants.

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