noknojon Posted July 27, 2010 ID:291169 Share Posted July 27, 2010 >>Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough for any family . >>Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.>>After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.>>I am a Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. B) >>I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately! >>No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.>>I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18 YEARS" >>"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?">>Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?">>Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? >>On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.>>Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked ?>>I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. >>The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.>>Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. >>My wife and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met. >>Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.>>I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.>>Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea...">>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?>>I see your IQ test results were negative.>>I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected. >>Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving. Link to post
Alex_computer Posted July 30, 2010 ID:292609 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I always love myself some good one line jokes! Link to post
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