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Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a barstool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Kenny. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles. Don't we, Kenny?'

Kenny agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country . . . the history, the beer, the culture.'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John.

'Hamburgers and Molsons beer, that's us, eh Kenny? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Kenny gets to drive.'

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I don't really get it, but it's still funny :)

The driver's seat is on the RIGHT in England instead of on the LEFT over here. The two are joined at the hip; John's right hip is joined to Kenny's left hip.. so imagine them sitting in a car. :)


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