Classified Ads from UK

[noknojon]

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog..

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FREE PUPPIES.

Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer

[Wide_Glide]

I agree with

*** And the WINNER is... ***

29 Years and counting next month, ohh, ouch , ouchhh. she caught me

Hell hath no Fury like a Woman , just kidding

[ShyWriter]

I agree with

*** And the WINNER is... ***

29 Years and counting next month, ohh, ouch , ouchhh. she caught me

Hell hath no Fury like a Woman , just kidding

Me too! But wait until 40 Years and counting, they get meaner as they get older. I think it's because we men age gracefully, like fine wine, and they age more like sour milk... (Looking over my shoulder to make sure she can't see what I'm typing. )

~Shy

[mountaintree16]

heheh this is awesome, thanks for posting noknojon

This one gives me quite the chuckle:

FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog..