The ultimate in infection protection

[Kenny94]

[Tim Feralfox]

EPIC WIN!

[YoKenny1]

I hate fungal infections.

[DarkSnakeKobra]

This is just wrong. :)

[mountaintree16]

Oh. My. Gosh.

LMAO

[YoKenny1]

This is just wrong. :)

Using Vista Hp Sp2 x86 MSE Zone Alarm Free is almost wrong.

[DarkSnakeKobra]

That wasn't funny.

[unoriginal]

What about viruses from floppies?

[sho-dan]

Here ya go! unoriginal

Remember that sealed, cellophane prophylactics around floppies are not always completely safe.

[Kenny94]

Ah Ah.....

[sho-dan]

Kenny do you have any spare Cat-5 codoms. he he

[exile360]

This should actually work since rubber is an insulator, thus, as long as the condom is not ruptured when the cable is inserted into the port, it should block any data from being transferred, thus preventing any infection . Of course, that also means no internet.

[Kenny94]

Kenny do you have any spare Cat-5 codoms. he he

Nope I used them alll last night... Oh for the PC. Yeah I have some.....

[Blaze]

This should actually work since rubber is an insulator, thus, as long as the condom is not ruptured when the cable is inserted into the port, it should block any data from being transferred, thus preventing any infection . Of course, that also means no internet.

Kudos for you . Unplugging the network cable: preventing infections since 1983.

[exile360]

Yes, but that's the same as abstinence, we're talking about practicing safe hex .

[deathtospyware]

What about viruses from floppies?

There are probably millions of users today who have no idea what a floppy is.

[YoKenny1]

There are probably millions of users today who have no idea what a floppy is.

I bet there are lots of ladies that do but they view it differently.

[Blaze]

Yes, but that's the same as abstinence, we're talking about practicing safe hex .

Haha, could be a nice slogan for a user-awareness campaign . (but IT-minded this time)

[mountaintree16]

hehehe

@deathtospyware

I have to say I agree w/ what you said about how there are probably many many people who don't know what a floppy is. I bet 10-15 years from now anyone under 30 most likely won't know what they are.

[mona7865]

So we better keep our floppy disks in a safe place, within a couple of years they'll be a collectors' item and we'll make lots and lots of money.

[Blaze]

So we better keep our floppy disks in a safe place, within a couple of years they'll be a collectors' item and we'll make lots and lots of money.

I knew I shouldn't have used my old floppy disks as frisbees ....

[YoKenny1]

I knew I shouldn't have used my old floppy disks as frisbees ....

The old 5 1/4in floppys were better frisbees.

[DarkSnakeKobra]

The old 5 1/4in floppys were better frisbees.

Yes they were. Have a whole collection of them.

[crysty2k5]

Durex Firewall

[Toxict]

Floppies old?

Cripes, you kids don't know how good you have it. I entered data on my first computer by flipping a combination of 8 switches up and down.

It got much nicer when we were able to use punch cards.

When we got to where we could use a keyboard and save our "programs" to cassette TAPES we thought we were in heaven!

"Computer Security" consisted of the Model 1911, .45 cal on my hip. (OK, you can start with the "old" jokes now- )