Chuck Norris

[nosirrah]

go to google

type : search for chuck norris

dont click search , click feeling lucky

[sho-dan]

oh no, runs and hides behind nosirrah... Good one Bruce..

[Dakeyras]

go to google

type : search for chuck norris

dont click search , click feeling lucky

well worth doing so .

[Wishdiak]

well worth doing so .

Agreed!

[TeMerc]

I like some of the Chuck Norris related ones on the Jack Bauer list of 'Facts':

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.

When Jack Bauer is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.

There's like 2800 of these, tho obviously not all related to Chuck, but some are hilarious.

[nosirrah]

The square root of negative infinity divided by zero equals Chuck Norris .

While scientists dont understand what dark matter and dark energy are they do know that Chuck Norris has something to do with them .

In physics class when they talk about

[Dakeyras]

The square root of negative infinity divided by zero equals Chuck Norris .

While scientists dont understand what dark matter and dark energy are they do know that Chuck Norris has something to do with them .

In physics class when they talk about