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Another Dog Joke

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This Joke made its rounds on the net years ago. Lets put it this way, last time I heard this joke Moby-Dick was a minnow.... :) But it's cute.

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of that problem. You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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I seem to remember another part of that situation......

When that happened another Dad was walking with his son, the son seeing the two dogs said, Dad what is that about?

The father thought for a moment then said........

Son the dog on top has sore paws and the dog on the bottom is helping him home.....

After a moment the boy said.......

Just like people huh Dad? Try to help someone and you get sc**wed every time!

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