Credithis Posted February 2, 2010 ID:193132 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "You Kill It, We Grill It"Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!Entrees.** Center Line Bovine **Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood ............ $ 5.99( with cheese, add .50 )** The Chicken That Didn't Cross The Road **What A Dumb Cluck ................................... $ 3.49( includes soup and salad )** Flat Cat **( served as a single or in a stack )Single Flat Cat ..................................... $ 1.99Double Flat Cat ..................................... $ 2.79Flat Cat Stack ...................................... $ 4.99Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).................. $ 9.00A Taste Of The Wild Side - Still In The Hide.** Chunk Of Skunk **Smells REAL good! ................................... $ 7.49( basted in Tomato Sauce )** Smidgen Of Pigeon **Tastes so good, you'll coo for more ................. $ 3.49( includes salad & French bread )** Road Toad Ala Mode **Jump into this dish, & you'll croak for more ........ $ 2.99( ice cream flavours chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry )** Shake N' Bake Snake **Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices ............. $ 3.99( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 )** Swirl Of Squirrel **You'll go nuts for our squirrel ..................... $ 2.49( includes salad & peanut brittle desert )** Whippoorwill On A Grill **This one will tickle your fancy ..................... $ 2.79( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad )** Rigor Mortis Tortoise **Slowly aged to perfection ........................... $ 7.99( includes turtle soup & dumplings )Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!** Canine Cuisine **You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog.Slab of Lab ......................................... $ 1.99Pit Bull Pot Pie .................................... $ 0.99Cocker Cutlets (best of show) ....................... $ 4.99Sharpei Fillet ...................................... $ 2.99Poodles N' Noodles (w/French fries) ................. $ 3.79Snippet of Whippet .................................. $ 2.69Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville)................ $ 3.89BBQ Beagle .......................................... $ 2.79German Shepherd Pie (with sauerkraut)................ $ 3.99Fire Broiled Dalmatian .............................. $ 1.01Trampled Sheep Dog .................................. $ 3.29** A Disney Classic: Thumper Ala Bumper **Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra )Late Night Delights! Served Fresh Each Night After Dark.** Rack Of Raccoon **White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug )** Awesome Possum **Jed Clampet's Family Recipe can't be beat! .......... $ 7.99( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! )** Smear Of Deer **You'll eat Bambi's heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy)** Texas Speed Bump **Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n' salad )Roadkill Cafe Menu Challengers.** Guess That Mess! **A daily special treat - if you can guess it,you eat it for free! ............................... $ 9.99** Bag N' Gag **Our daily take-out lunch specialAnything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run! Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted February 3, 2010 ID:193406 Share Posted February 3, 2010 hahafunny stuff My ex had a poster of this on his wall and I am pretty sure he had a shirt too.I've also seen a few other people with a shirt with something similar.** Guess That Mess! **A daily special treat - if you can guess it,you eat it for free! ............................... $ 9.99That one's my favorite.... hehe Link to post
YoKenny1 Posted February 3, 2010 ID:193539 Share Posted February 3, 2010 The advertising banner and a video are available:Jeff Dunham - Bubba J "Road Kill Christmas" Pop-Up Videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsidEpWmFfY** Flat Cat **( served as a single or in a stack )Single Flat Cat ..................................... $ 1.99Double Flat Cat ..................................... $ 2.79Flat Cat Stack ...................................... $ 4.99Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).................. $ 9.00 Reminded me of IHOP where you can eat pancakes as much as you can starting at $4.99http://www.ihop.com Link to post
Kenny94 Posted February 3, 2010 ID:193587 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Good one Ken. YoKenny1, there's three of us now. Credithis name is Kenny.... ............ Link to post
Credithis Posted February 3, 2010 Author ID:193664 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Good one Ken. YoKenny1, there's three of us now. Credithis name is Kenny.... ............ Yep, except when I'm the deep darks with my Wife, then its the dreaded "Kenneth"!!!! Link to post
YoKenny1 Posted February 4, 2010 ID:194113 Share Posted February 4, 2010 @ CredithisMy dear old mum would call me "Kenneth" when I was about to be bad. Link to post
ginger7childs Posted February 8, 2010 ID:196627 Share Posted February 8, 2010 I actually ate at a place like this when I was a kid. Even being that young, it was hard to get past the names of those things. Link to post
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