Payback

[goldhound]

There was a man, who had

worked all his life, had saved all

of his money, & was a real

miser when it came to his

money.

Just before he died, he said

to his wife,"When I die, I want

you to take all my money and

put it in the casket with me. I

want to take my money to the

afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with

her; she came over with the box

and put it in the casket. Then

the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not

foolish enough to put all that

money in there with your

husband.."

The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian

I cannot go back on my word.

I promised him that I was

going to put that money into

the casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put

that money in the casket with

him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife.

"I got it all together, put it into

my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... If he can cash it,

then he can spend it."

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[noknojon]

Now THAT is one smart woman -

[mountaintree16]

[Firefox]

[Eclipsed]

I'll remember this