noknojon Posted September 16 ID:1661173 Share Posted September 16 Still can't get rid of me for a while yet, but you can try. More 'Modern' Confusing Confucius sayings... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping with man, must beware of evil intent. Man who leaps off cliff, jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, while man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money. War does not determine who is Right: It determines who is Left. Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. It can take many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is sure to get there!! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Wise man does not keep sledgehammer and slow computer in same room. Man (or woman) who live in glass house, should change clothes in basement. < < < < < Finally, Confucius did not say... A Lion Would not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood...😎....... 2 Link to post
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