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The 'Blonde' Bar Joke.


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Nobody hit me for my last joke, so I'm willing to post an oldie but a goodie !
 
 
 
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
 
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wan'na hear a blonde joke?'
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
 
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
 
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
 
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
 
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wan'na tell that blonde joke?'
 
The blind Marine thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and mutters,
 
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'No... not if I'm gon'na have to explain it five times.'
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