TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

[hayc59]

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5 The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

1. Other women

[RubbeR DuckY]

5 The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

There is a difference? haha.

[John L. Galt]

Wait - I understand 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, ...

I can't ever say 6 because I have the foot made of the heaviest substance known to man +about 30 Newtons of extra force....

I can't say 3 (mine curl naturally) or 2 (Sorry, but they're right - I weigh in over 190) and 1 because I am not a woman, so the term other is inaccurate....

But I do understand women....

1) Listen to what they say you can can make intelligent-seeming responses.

2) never, ever *ever* say anything that seems like a put down about their weight, figure, or looks

3) Never, ever *ever* say *ANYTHING* when they are PMSing.

4) Let them have their ladies' night out on a different night than your guys' night out - it will double the time you have with them around than if you only do guy's night out.

5) Let them win each battle while you subversively win the war. (IOW - let her have her way - and when she falls, catch her, put her back on her feet, and go away laughing your fool head off inside when she agrees to 'next time listen to you.')