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10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5 The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

1. Other women

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Wait - I understand 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, ...

I can't ever say 6 because I have the foot made of the heaviest substance known to man +about 30 Newtons of extra force....

I can't say 3 (mine curl naturally) or 2 (Sorry, but they're right - I weigh in over 190) and 1 because I am not a woman, so the term other is inaccurate....

But I do understand women....

1) Listen to what they say you can can make intelligent-seeming responses.

2) never, ever *ever* say anything that seems like a put down about their weight, figure, or looks

3) Never, ever *ever* say *ANYTHING* when they are PMSing.

4) Let them have their ladies' night out on a different night than your guys' night out - it will double the time you have with them around than if you only do guy's night out.

5) Let them win each battle while you subversively win the war. (IOW - let her have her way - and when she falls, catch her, put her back on her feet, and go away laughing your fool head off inside when she agrees to 'next time listen to you.')

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