I LOVE TEXAS !

[noknojon]

Texas Sheriff's Exam...

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call,

an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.

We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol, and a box of ammo, across the desk, the Chief said,

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six ambulance-chasing lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six unneeded Politicians, and a Rabbit."

"Why the rabbit ?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

 

I LOVE TEXAS ! ❤️

[sman]

[noknojon]

Love that lot sman ..

Very hard to copy and save without going to below 80% page size, unless you have a very large screen monitor, or please tell me your tricks.. 🤩

 

Just one more (not Texas) that I missed posting last time ..

>>>>> A little 10 year old girl was waking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a big black motorcycle pulls up beside her  . 🏍️ 
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After then following her along for a short while, he turns to her and asks.
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"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride with me ?"
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"NO" is the stern reply from the little girl 👧, as she keeps walking straight ahead ..
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The motorcyclist pulls up beside her and asks ..
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"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
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"NO!" says the little girl again, as she hurries down the street.
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The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again, and says,
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"Okay kid, my last offer is $20 'and a Big Bag of Candy' if you will just jump on the back of my bike, and we go for a ride".
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Finally the little girl stops, turns towards him and she Screams Out .....
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"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley .. YOU RIDE IT !"

Edited December 31, 2019 by noknojon

[Porthos]

On 12/30/2019 at 2:46 AM, sman said:

The above is pretty true.

[sman]

@noknojon I do reduce screen size if necessary and capture part or full screen and then paste the contents. If in case normal copy/paste is not possible and this image was copied as it is and pasted. 

The little girl joke was simply funny. Tks for share.

And I use Linux (Peppermint OS) live usb boot since 3-4 yrs , and use tools in it and can do literally all tasks with it. No more HDD , windows for me.