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An elderly man walks into a drug store to buy some Viagra tablets..

He asks "Can you cut them into quarters please."

"I can cut them for you" said Dan the pharmacist,
"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection".

I'm 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection,

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers any more !!"

Alright GROAN.............................

That's about what I want - (I got in first David)  🤩 😎

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Nobody complained about the one above, so try this.. I only Copied / Pasted it, as it was posted by a Texan ....

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a  vasectomy,  but they were dirt poor, so even though that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10'.

The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me'.

''Trust me,' said the doctor, "I birthed most of your children".

So, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

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😷   "1"  "2"  "3"  “4”  "5,"   at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.  🙌   -   -   -   -   -   -    -    -


This procedure also seems to work in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia, and all of Washington DC. 😄



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