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[sman]

Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.

Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones’ sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don’t have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"

 

International airline (Acronyms for International Airlines)

Italy

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel

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Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

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Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

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Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time

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Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.