Group therapy

[goldhound]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, Come along Dick, this guy doesn't know what he is talking about, we will get Willy and Peter from daycare and go home!

[yardbird]

ah ho wow

[mountaintree16]

um wow lol.

I don't get the Peter part though

[Bobc11]

um wow lol.

I don't get the Peter part though

Same thing here.

[Supernovasky]

Say it like Pee-ter... if you have ever seen the episode of Family Guy where Peter says it that way its hilarious... at least thats what I think its supposed to be... maybe im on the wrong page too...

[exile360]

In the US, Peter is a slang term for penis just as Dick and Willy are . That's why I have to laugh every time I watch The Goonies now since the pirate's name whose treasure they seek is "One-Eyed Willy" .