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How to get to Heaven ... from Ireland :....

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Johno's on the prowl .. again.
A "true Story" from an Irish Sunday School Teacher -
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if
They understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
And gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
Everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,
Would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'
(expecting "Pray and be loyal to the church's teachings")
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD.'
Tis a curious race, the Irish.
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

Just saw it and I thought it was funny .........

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