How to get to Heaven ... from Ireland :....

[noknojon]

Johno's on the prowl .. again.

 

 

A "true Story" from an Irish Sunday School Teacher -

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if

They understood the concept of getting to heaven.

 

I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale

And gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

 

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept

Everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

 

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,

Would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

 

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,

'Then how can I get into heaven?'

(expecting "Pray and be loyal to the church's teachings")

 

 

 

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD.'

 

 

Tis a curious race, the Irish.

Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

 

Just saw it and I thought it was funny .........

[mountaintree16]

:lol: