Advantages of being over 50 (or 60)

[noknojon]

17 Advantages of being over 50 (or over 60)

 

 

• Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

• In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first (or play dead and the kidnapper may not notice).

• People call at 9 PM, and ask, "Did I wake you ?"

• People no longer view you as a hypocondriac, (you most likely do have it).

• There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

• Things you buy now won't wear out.

• You can live without sex (but not your glasses.).

• You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations (it may be your next outing).

• You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.

• You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

• You quit holding your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

• You sing along with the elevator music.

• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

• Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

• Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't  remember them either.

• Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a managable size.

• Last - You are not sure if you can remember who actually posted this.

 

Thanks to my little sister for these few lines ................ (I think it was her, or I must have a girlfriend).

[gonzo]

Good ones!

[Infrared1]

Cracked me up, still do have awhile before i am 50 though!

[Firefox]

Oh wait, what was I reading.... LOL