The ABC joke

[Ererer]

that abc joke. An elementary kid-joke. Still funny for us cheesey-kind of joke people.

[Ererer]

ABC

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."

[Ererer]

For the first one, I couldn't paste a link... But can't find it in words... So poohey.

[whonew]

That reminds me of a blonde joke about three college girls that took a trip to Mexico and ended up in jail, their ID's were taken so they had to stay until they could tell how many letter d's were in the title of "Indiana Jones"  and the blond said 23, I think. and that was when the jailer asked how the heck a college girl could come up with that answer and she said easy and began to sing " Duh , Da Da,Da, Duh Da Da , Da Da Da Da " Oh well I am not typing that 23 times but hope you get it, my blond son did but it took him 30 years