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I tried to catch some fog - But I mist
When pharmacists die, they barium
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went . Then it dawned on me.
A girl said she recognised me from the Vegetarian Club. But I'd never met herbevore.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity ........ I can't put it down.
I did a thearatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a TypeO.
(For the ladies) PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Why were the American Indians there first ? They had Reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make Holy Water ? Boil the Hell out of it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.
What does a clock do when it is hungry ? It goes back four seconds.
Broken pencils are pointless .............

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Good ones!  Words are fun, unless you're a non-English speaking person trying desperately to understand how one language can be so screwed up.

 

I had a bumper sticker a long ago hopefully confused a few people.  It said "Visualize whirled peas."  Most of my bumper stickers would get me kicked off this board.

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On 11/15/2014 at 10:28 PM, noknojon said:

I tried to catch some fog - But I mist
When pharmacists die, they barium
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went . Then it dawned on me.
A girl said she recognised me from the Vegetarian Club. But I'd never met herbevore.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity ........ I can't put it down.
I did a thearatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a TypeO.
(For the ladies) PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Why were the American Indians there first ? They had Reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make Holy Water ? Boil the Hell out of it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.
What does a clock do when it is hungry ? It goes back four seconds.
Broken pencils are pointless .............

I tried so hard not to laugh, but i laughed so hard i couldn't stop.

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i'm reading a book about antigravity....I can't put it down...

Did you hear about the band called 1023 MB? They haven't had a Gig yet...

I don't like computer jokes, not one bit....

Where do astronauts hang out? The Spacebar.

Addition to the moses tea joke, at the end you say "I'm not kidding, that Israeli how he does it."

schrodinger's cat walked into a bar, and didn't

haha stop me now please

Oh I could go on and on lol I am quite nerdy.  

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