Points to Ponder (part 2)

[gonzo]

Reality, what a concept!  Another break needed.....

 

• Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is ?
• Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is ?
• After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water ?
• If you placed a refrigerator in a climatically sealed room and left it running with the door open, would the room get hotter or colder ?
• It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
• Why are flamingoes pink and their knees are backwards ?
• Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
• Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself could not lift it ?
• If you put gum over your butt and passed gas, would it make a bubble ?
• If you are travelling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens ?
• If you ate your own foot, would you lose weight ?
• What is Braille for "Braille" ?
• Do babies think adults are cute ?
• If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them ?
• If you melt a pool full of dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet ?
• If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress ?
• If Barbie is so dang popular, why do you have to buy all of her friends ?
• If you are standing directly on the line between two time zones, and it is 12:00 on one side and 1:00 on the other, is it 12:30 where you are standing ?
• How can there be self-help "groups" ?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi ?
• If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?
• If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself ?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation ?
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure ?
• Is there another word for synonym ?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice" ?
• Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach ?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs ?
• When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away ?
• When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting ?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all" ?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?