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Points to Ponder (part 1)


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  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

How is it possible to have a civil war ?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ?

If God took LSD, would he see people ?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ?

If you're born again, do you have two belly-buttons ?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry ?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done ?

Is a castrated pig disgruntled ?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them ?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff ?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream ?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away ?

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

When you speak to a person who does not speak your language, why do you speak louder ?

Why do people congregate in the only place that you cannot squeeze by ?

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead ?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts ?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together ?

More to come, unless I never need another break from reality.

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oops wrong answers

 

if you are traveling the speed of light and turn you headlights on you will be lightyears ahead of your self

There are synonyms that have the same things in common and are equivlant to your question

White grapes go really well with Sushi if your having a food fight

I think those self help groups , kind of help their self and there is another name for people who do that

If your standing on the line of two zones your half past before you go over the line

If someone who has multiple personalities kills him self it is mass suicide

You have to buy Baries friends so they can all see the same plastic surgeon

People with out a watch look at their wrist because they use their hair as a sun dial,

I'm not quit a midget, but short enough and it was easy to get old and took to much energy to get wise so I got old first and will try to make up the difference. I am pretty good at sticking my foot in my mouth, never thought of eating it but will let you know .

There actually are full breed bald cats and dogs , I don't think I want one , it might be contagious

I thought God was the Rock or at least that is what I heard in songs "Rock of Ages"

Using the word congress and progress in the same sentence would probably constitue foul politically incorrect sentencing

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