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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 


The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.


The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human: it was physically impossible.


The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."


The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"


the little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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When my daughter was small, her class was taken to the Zoo. I was holding my breath when she asked her teacher "Do you know how to tell the male from the female?  " pause "The female has longer eye lashes" . I was so relieved

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