Firefox Posted June 2, 2014 ID:836947 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Never Argue With Children... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human: it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" the little girl replied, "Then you ask him." Link to post
daledoc1 Posted June 2, 2014 ID:836949 Share Posted June 2, 2014 ROTFL! Out of the mouth of babes! Too phunny! Link to post
whonew Posted June 9, 2014 ID:839356 Share Posted June 9, 2014 When my daughter was small, her class was taken to the Zoo. I was holding my breath when she asked her teacher "Do you know how to tell the male from the female? " pause "The female has longer eye lashes" . I was so relieved Link to post
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