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A man with no arms went into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the glass in front of him. "Look," said the customer, "I have no arms. Would you hold the glass up to my mouth?"

 

"Sure," said the bartender, and he did.

 

"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you'd be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth."

 

"Certainly," and it was done.

 

"If you'd reach in my right pants pocket, you'll find money for the beer," said the armless man.

 

The bartender got it.

 

"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one more thing. Where is the mens' room?"

 

"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, two blocks down at a gas station on the corner."

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