Diaper brand names explained

[W3FSY]

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering
why baby diapers have brand names such as
"Luvs",  "Huggies," and "Pampers',
while undergarments for old people are called

"Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies go in their pants, people are still
gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em.

When old people go in their pants, it
"Depends" on who's in the will!

Glad I got that straightened out
so you can rest your mind.