Firefox Posted July 9, 2013 ID:700687 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Give reasons for being absent from work...... Reason given by a lady for being absent from work on Monday...... "My husband took an overdose of Viagra and I couldn't leave him with the maid" Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted July 10, 2013 ID:700857 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Is that for real Firefox? Link to post
Firefox Posted July 12, 2013 Author ID:701993 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Well if it was for real, it was not at my work place.... LOL Here is another.... I Drank Too Much And Fell Asleep On Someone’s Floor – I Don’t Know Where I Am" Link to post
GT500 Posted July 13, 2013 ID:702251 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I Drank Too Much And Fell Asleep On Someone’s Floor – I Don’t Know Where I Am" Is that your excuse? Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted July 13, 2013 ID:702453 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Well if it was for real, it was not at my work place.... LOLHere is another....I Drank Too Much And Fell Asleep On Someone’s Floor – I Don’t Know Where I Am"oh ok GOOD LOL I thought it was from your workplace, haha! :X & that is sad :/ the other one LOL Link to post
DarkSnakeKobra Posted July 13, 2013 ID:702470 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I Drank Too Much And Fell Asleep On Someone’s Floor – I Don’t Know Where I Am" Might be best to stay in the cell you get until you regain your senses after someone calls the cops for you being in their home. Link to post
Firefox Posted July 15, 2013 Author ID:702993 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Here is another one.... “My sobriety tool wouldn’t allow the car to start” Link to post
exile360 Posted July 16, 2013 ID:703541 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I'd say that my car broke down, but I work from home so I don't think they'd buy it . Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted July 16, 2013 ID:703577 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I'd say that my car broke down, but I work from home so I don't think they'd buy it .HAH! Link to post
Firefox Posted July 16, 2013 Author ID:703598 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Good one Sam.... “My dog is having a nervous breakdown” Link to post
W3FSY Posted August 17, 2013 ID:716485 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Unbelievable! Great humor! "Where do you find them all? W3FSY - Ron Link to post
Nubekiller Posted August 19, 2013 ID:717027 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I Drank Too Much And Fell Asleep On Someone’s Floor – I Don’t Know Where I AmBeen there, Done that, Not fun My Doctor says I have workitis, to take two days off and call him in the morning Link to post
delar Posted November 18, 2013 ID:755109 Share Posted November 18, 2013 My boss called in saying that she could not come to work because she hit a squirrel with her car and was too emotionally distraught to continue driving into work... I wish I was making this stuff up but apparently that's a valid reason for not coming to work when you are a manager... Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted November 22, 2013 ID:757025 Share Posted November 22, 2013 My boss called in saying that she could not come to work because she hit a squirrel with her car and was too emotionally distraught to continue driving into work... I wish I was making this stuff up but apparently that's a valid reason for not coming to work when you are a manager... :blink: Poor squirrel, but, she should have come in... Link to post
joeuser Posted February 9, 2014 ID:788744 Share Posted February 9, 2014 These are all funny, but I see a lot more of "I'm working from home" or is it, "I'm 'working' from home?" Link to post
gonzo Posted April 29, 2014 ID:824718 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I always liked "I'm having vision problems right now." In truth, I just couldn't see coming in. Link to post
Firefox Posted May 7, 2014 Author ID:827831 Share Posted May 7, 2014 you EOD firefox?Yes I was.... (or once EOD always EOD in my book....) Link to post
Britton30 Posted May 8, 2014 ID:827900 Share Posted May 8, 2014 An airplane crash landed on my street and I have to wait till the wreckage is cleaned up to move my car. Link to post
Cleatus Posted May 8, 2014 ID:828082 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yes I was.... (or once EOD always EOD in my book....)cool dat...I once considered it for the AFBeen in for probably too long or (or am too old at 43 to switch now...)dare I ask why you got out of it? end of enlistment, etc...curious as it seem like one of those jobs ya just do forever as not much else could compare. I know computers are super exciting... , but... Link to post
Root Admin AdvancedSetup Posted May 8, 2014 Root Admin ID:828134 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Continued discussion about the EOD should be in a new topic please.http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/600736/army-to-coordinate-with-bfp-in-probe-into-fort-bonifacio-fire-blast? Link to post
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