Best Blonde Jokes

[Guest Alvaro]

Why did the blonde sleep with a ruler?
Because she wanted to see how long she slept.

[Nubekiller]

There's only one real blond joke, the rest are all true...

 

Going along with Alvaro's ruler theme, do have one blond joke {hope its not to racy for the forum}

 

Why don't blonds make good carpenters?

 

Because all their life's they've been told this  >  [----------------------------------------------------]   is six inches long.