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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain Who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would

Help if the sailors would change underwear


The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,

I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors

Berth deck and announced, "The Captain

Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you

To change your underwear."

He continued,

"Pittman, you change with Jones,

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,

And Brown, you change with Schultz."


Someone may come along and promise


But don't count on things smelling any better.

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