Classy Restaurent

[goldhound]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a

German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New

Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a

Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New

Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a

Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese,

a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a

Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a

Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an

Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a

Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a

Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an

Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin

Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a

Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a

Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican,

a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an

Italian, a Norwegian and an African all walk into a fine restaurant...

The maître d' scrutinizes the group carefully, and bars their entrance

saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai."

[sho-dan]

Good thing I had a Jacket.

[goldhound]

Good thing I had a Jacket.

And shoes