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Popeye

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  1. Husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine."

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    The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

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  2. The Browser Guard disabled itself again. I uninstalled the Browser Guard and reinstalled it then rebooted. After launching Safari after reboot it took about 30 to 40 seconds to load the Browser Guard. All setting were enabled. After about 20 minutes of going to different websites the setting were disabled again but the Browser Guard icon was still blue. I am using AdGuard also on Safari. HTH.

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  3. On 7/6/2021 at 10:33 AM, treed said:

    We do see these kinds of lulls on the Mac side periodically. Summer seems to be a common time for it to happen, as the bad guys take summer vacations too.

     

    24 minutes ago, 1PW said:

    Have you noticed the update of your Mac's Malwarebytes for Mac app to 4.11.11?

    ...and the update of the protection database to 4.0.548?

    Looks like the bad guys are back from vacation! :lol:

  4. I did a clean reinstall of Malwarebytes Premium for Mac yesterday. I noticed in the previous Versions when after the install in Detection History > Reports, it would record the Version and what Definitions Number was installed. I noticed after reinstalling it is not recording the Definitions Number anymore, just the Version Number after installing. Is this action new?

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  5. I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
    The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment.
    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room, and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we? I didn’t respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal… Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, Mommy, where is my washcloth?

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
    She replied, No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.

    Never going back to that doctor again…Never.

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