This is somewhat of a script for a film I was/am working on, the names were changed to protect the guilty. <me calling John on the phone> Hi, John, Jeff here, I need you to do me a favor and check out a PICNIC issue on the 14th floor in room 1483, workstation Omega-25. <John> Ok, I'm on it. Bye. <John mumbling to himself> What the heck is a PICNIC issue, guess I'll have to look it up on the computer <John at computer> Ahh... PICNIC is Problem In Chair Not In Computer John heads to the room <John calling me back 90 minutes later> Hey Jeff, John here, you sent me on that PICNIC issue a while back ago, well I have been here looking at this chair for over an hour and I can't find a single thing wrong with it! Hope the I.T. Techs got a kick out of this! JB