lelenina
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I don't have it that badly yet; I've been having more of a proclivity for procrastinating though.You are most welcome!
Be cool, stay in school
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English has only so many words, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of these have been thought of before. I legitimately thought of these though.
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What do you say to a person who paid for your stay at a hotel?
"That was very suite of you!"
What did the person say when he was being attacked by a bear?
"This is unBearable!"
What did the eyewitness say during the interrogation when he was asked at what time he saw the suspect throwing trash on the street?
"Litter-ally about two minutes ago!"
What did the child say when his mother asked him what happened in school?
"Well, my Trig teacher went off on a tangent about SOH CAH TOA!"
Why can't you make mistakes when writing a play in cursive?
Because you'll ruin the script!
Why don't people like buying convertibles?
Because their insurance bill will go through the roof!
Why did the man return with a case of beer when he should have been exercising?
Because his wife told him to get a six pack!
What did Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta constantly say when she was a baby?
"Goo goo lady ga ga!"
What happens when you fail to pay a baker?
He'll ask you for the dough!
How can you tell when Isaac Newton is serious?
By the gravity in his voice!
What do you say to an author who says, "I'm bored, perhaps I should write a book?"
"That would be a rather…Novel idea!"
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Thanks. And yes, I'm doing alright, although I can already feel senioritis slowly creeping up on me though, lol.Thanks. And yes, I'm doing alright, although I can already feel senioritis slowly creeping up on me though, lol.
Thanks. And yes, I'm doing alright, although I can already feel senioritis slowly creeping up on me though, lol.Thanks. And yes, I'm doing alright, although I can already feel senioritis slowly creeping up on me though, lol.Welcome back!
I hope you are doing well in school!
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Well it's been a while since I've last posted here, but I haven't left forever. I've been truly inundated by schoolwork/homework and generally distracted by everyday events in life.
I'm going to try to get back into the game around here though.
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Happy birthday!
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My emoticons got messed up. I guess it happened when migrating to the newer version of IP.Board.
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If you were to read the third word from each line as if it were one sentence, it would read:
"This is how to keep an old fart busy for forty seconds."
Did anyone notice that besides me?
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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The effects of that one sinus infection are that serious?
I have had bad sinus infections, but not as severe as that. I hope your current symptoms improve and that you don't lose your eyesight any time soon. You have contributed a lot to MBAM and this break or retirement is well deserved.
P.S. Or maybe you can try using a screenreader like I do so you can both be online without damaging your eyesight.
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At least I know everyone here that's answered - maybe my mind has over-exaggerated
Maybe the rest are scared of going on this forum on Friday the 13th.
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I am still here too. I recently had to reformat so I am keeping malware hunting to a minimum for a couple of weeks.
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It is not a surprise to me. Any major news event can be used for SEO poisoning. If it was done for the World Cup, it will definitely be done for Bin Laden's death.
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I just finished listening to, "The Tip Top Polka, The Cliff Polka." It is the song used in SpongeBob whenever the scene is inside of the Krusty Krab.
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I am currently listening to a song that is 6209874 bytes in size and has an MD5 of
2BCDA35D073D641E236D542A53C54EC7
What song am I listening to?
Answer: Enrique Iglesias - Esperanza
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Right now I am listening to Eloquence Reed, the voice I chose for my screenreader, as I am typing this reply. As for music, The Lonely Island is one of my favorite artists right now. They make the music for Saturday Night Live.
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Wow, now that is a good idea. It makes me wonder why I did not think of anything like that previously.
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Happy Easter to all! Unfortunately, the Easter Bunny did not show up at our house this year.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
Enjoy your day off. It was well deserved.
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So, he is the one with the hearing issues, not his wife.
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Happy birthday!
I hope it is an enjoyable one.
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I get a lot of virus/spam posts on my fb wall.
Oh gimme gimme gimme!
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The problem with that is most of the time your account would get hijacked and send them out. I wouldn't mind collecting them, but for the sake of others it's not worth it.
That is exactly why I have not been doing this in the first place. Maybe I could make an account with no friends and try it that way so it would not negatively affect others.
What are you listening to?
in General Chat
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Here's a randomly assorted list of what I've been listening to lately:
Frankie Laine - Rawhide
Frankie Laine & Jimmy Boyd - Poor Little Piggy Bank
Frankie Laine & Jimmy Boyd - Tell me a Story
Nat King Cole - Too Young
Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Going Quantum - Hello
Foreign Beggars & D.Ablo - Anywhere (Original Mix)
Michael Jackson - Man in the Mirror
Paul Simon - Still Crazy After All These Years
Joan Armatrading - Rosie
Sheryl Crow - Can't Cry Anymore
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
Peter, Paul & Mary - Puff, the Magic Dragon
Simon & Garfunkel - The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)
And the list goes on and on.