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  1. Windows Defender Offline, ?? I use Windows Defender and it is always scanning, and has picked up incoming infections.. Do you (your company) use a decent "always active" antivirus tool, or purchase the fully active Malwarebytes version ?? As you seem to be "plagued" by incoming infections, then there are only a few options.. exile360 will correct me if I am wrong, as my Malwarebytes was purchased several years back, and still scans and updates......
  2. Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks aro
  3. Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good, so I pasted them here for you..) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note.. These are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE ! They are of equal value... 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Men are NOT mind readers 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it do
  4. Thermometer; When you have an 'I Hate My Job day', we all do (Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days).. Try this Out: Stop at your pharmacy And Go to the thermometer section and Purchase A rectal thermometer made By Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this Brand. When You get home, lock your doors, Draw The curtains and disconnect the phone So You will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer. Now, Carefully place it on a table or a surf
  5. https://www.facebook.com/OClassicoOficial/videos/404442920031002/ House of the rising Sun.. Original
  6. The Kingston Trio............ Green Back Dollar..
  7. Nobody complained about the one above, so try this.. I only Copied / Pasted it, as it was posted by a Texan .... After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy, but they were dirt poor, so even though that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (firew
  8. An elderly man walks into a drug store to buy some Viagra tablets.. He asks "Can you cut them into quarters please." "I can cut them for you" said Dan the pharmacist, "But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection". I'm 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers any more !!" Alright GROAN............................. That's about what I want - (I got in first David) 🤩 😎
  9. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Target: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed b
  10. Now I understand what these things are for .......
  11. Paddy was celebrating till he had more than enough ................ Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He falls flat on his face. 'Sho*te' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again, 'Sho*te, Sho*te !' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and sh
  12. Texas Sheriff's Exam... A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.. But we hav
  13. All seems OK again and is still running smoothly. ... Thank you very much for your help. 🤓
  14. THIS IS INCREDIBLE..... Read all the Numbers... Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Finished? 🤔 Scroll down ....................... < < < < < < < GOOD ! TOMORROW I'LL SEND YOU THE ABC's ! It takes so little to amuse old people... Have a great day ! 🔰
  15. http://www.windows93.net/ A small Snow Flakes program for you to run in the background 😍 After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! 😎 Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy! The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So I've got her a pair of football boots! My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the bat
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