Alright. So first and foremost, I have no clue what I am doing when it comes to computers... Seriously. I can do the bascis and that's about it. Well, my computer is messed up - bad. Not exactly sure what I do from here... A coworker said it sounds like "winrscmde" I turn on the computer and music starts playing. Not just a song... Like 3 different songs at once, some Swiffer commercials in there, and every now and again I can hear a lovely woman speaking in her native tongue in the background... Perhaps Russian or something. Who the hell knows -- I dont even have any music files on my computer. No iTunes, nothing. Cowroker told me to download Malwarebytes, which I did, and ran full system scan... It came up with nothing. Norton tells me everything is fine. Yah, no. Everything is jacked up. Pleeeeeease help a sister out.